What up dudes. I almost wrote the date wrong on this post, which would have undoubtedly opened an interstellar wormhole transporting us back to last year. Close call.
- Looks like Dan Harmon is a fan of The Shining, and is almost as crazy as Jack Torrance. The actual article is kind of self-serving (it claims blogs like us are what drives Community, which would be cool, but we don’t really buy), but the photo is priceless.
- If you have 15 minutes to spare, you could either watch 80% of a Modern Family episode, or you could read this amazing article about the many faces of Stephen Colbert. I’d suggest the latter, because Modern Family wasn’t very good this
- Ricky Gervais has apparently decided that jokes will not be a necessary while hosting the Golden Globes this month. This is either going to succeed beautifully, or make every last person in America hate Ricky. There is no in between (kind of like his arguments about atheism).
- And finally, everyone’s favorite reality show from 4 seasons ago when it still had the novelty factor Jersey Shore returned for a fifth season last night. We’ve moved beyond watching it, but luckily the very funny Julianne Smolinski (aka Boobs Radley) has not, and provided a recap we imagine was way funnier than the show.